Since you can't have funny penis pictures and NOT share them, Things My D*ck Does was born. The San Francisco-based photographer decided that his penis probably did whatever he could for fun, as penises are always up for a good time.Ĭalling his penis Little Dude (or LD), Big Dude (for lack of a real name) started taking pictures of his penis in all kinds of hilarious costumes and situations. What does a penis do while the rest of his body is asleep? That's what the anonymous photographer behind the Tumblr site Things My Dick Does wondered.